Very Soon, I May Be Able to Defeat Dwight Schrute

In the sixth episode of the second season of the television series The Office, Jim finds out the Dwight is a purple belt in Goju Ryu Karate. Eventually, Michael challenges Dwight to a match that takes place at Dwight’s dojo. In the end, Michael wins.

It was a very funny episode…

Side note…One piece of trivia…Rainn Wilson, the actor that plays Dwight, is a yellow belt in real life.

Why do I bring this up? This weekend I began my training in Ketsugo Jujutsu, a modern American form of jujutsu further developed here in Boston. With my Sensei’s help and training, I will be able to use Dwight’s energy against him…resulting in defeat for Dwight…

After that, I will take on Dwight’s cousin Mose!!!

Put them both in a body bag!!!

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Guilty in Paradise…

I recently spent a week in Jamaica. It was my first time to the Caribbean. The weather was perfect. The water was beautiful. No problem man…It was paradise.

There, however, was a problem… I felt guilty in paradise.

To set the scene for you, I stayed at an all-inclusive, gated resort. This meant free food and as much of it as you could eat. If you know me, you know that I am a big eater, and this was my own personal paradise.

Unfortunately, paradise was only inside the gated resort. The resort was literally only 2 miles from the airport. In that short distance, I saw a long shantytown made up of one-room “houses” built using cinder blocks for walls and sheet metal for roofs. Not one of these “houses” seemed complete. Not one of these “houses” seemed water proof. To call these “houses” a shelter would be a stretch. In order to illustrate the standard of living in this shantytown, outside of these “houses”, the owners would burn their garbage.

The main road between the airport and the resort was a freeway that was only 10 months old. The smaller roads that connect to the freeway are all filled with huge pot-holes that forced drivers to swerve wildly and drive at a very slow pace.

Speaking of pot, immediately outside the gated resort, drug dealers would wait for anyone to come near in hopes to make a sale. Even inside the resort, drug dealers would roam the water of the ocean looking to make sales. These drug dealers had to stay in the water as the beach was private property, but the water of the ocean was not. Although drugs are illegal in Jamaica too, these sales were made out in the open, and I was offered more drugs on this trip than at any point in my life…combined…

Needless to say, poverty was rampant in Jamaica. So, why the guilt? After all, the island depends on tourism, and I am a tourist, so I am helping, right?

Nope…

I do not have figures for this, but it appears that a majority of tourists stay at large resorts. In order to compete with each other, it appears that all or at least the majority of these resorts are all-inclusive. This means that the food is free and abundant…which means that the tourists do not leave the resort to eat at local restaurants…Even worse, I was told that all or the majority of the food that I consumed was imported…not purchased from local farmers. It seems that the only benefit that the tourists bring is the staff positions at the hotel…

Even after finding this information out, I still did not leave the resort very often because I simply did not feel comfortable or safe. The trip that I made into town was filled with aggressive store owners and aggressive drug dealers. I simply could not even enjoy my walk through town…

I have no idea what the solution is. Jamaica needs to the tourists…even the ones at the resort. In the end, the guilt, unfortunately, did not affect my appetite as I sit here today missing all of those delicious buffets…

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Proposition 8 - Vol. 3 - The “It’s Obama’s Fault” Edition

In regards to the controversy surrounding President-Elect Obama selecting Rev. Warren, an evangelical pastor at Saddleback Church who supported the passage of Proposition 8 in his home state, to deliver the invocation at the upcoming inauguration, President-Elect Obama stated “I think that it is no secret that I am a fierce advocate for equality for gay and lesbian Americans.”

But is this true?

No

But what is the evidence? In the Vice-Presidential debates, Vice-President-Elect Biden went out of his way to state in response to a question about the support of gay marriage, “No. Barack Obama nor I support redefining from a civil side what constitutes marriage. We do not support that. That is basically the decision to be able to be able to be left to faiths and people who practice their faiths the determination what you call it.”

I am not arguing that Obama or Biden directly affected the outcome of the Proposition 8 vote, but I will suggest that this public stand by the Democrats could have affected some votes and therefore could have affected the outcome.

There is no debate that Obama had quite a bit of influence over a substantial group of voters, and I believe that this stance hurt the civil rights movement in California.

I will also suggest that this stance taken by Obama is completely unjustifiable and points to the hypocrisy and the political nature of Obama that does not represent true change. Why? Obama was a Constitutional Law professor. Every Constitutional Law professor covers the important U.S. Supreme Court case of Loving v. Virginia where the U.S. Supreme Court declared laws banning interracial marriage as unconstitutional. This case was decided in 1967. This is 6 years after Obama was born. Remember, Obama is a product of an interracial marriage that would have been illegal at the time of his parents’ marriage in many states in this country. Meaning, if his mother and father had lived in the wrong state, they would not have been allowed to be married, they would not have given birth to Obama, and Obama would not be the next President.

I can only assume that Obama has made this connection about the important role that equality in marriage has had on his very own life…The reality can only be this…He made a political decision to come out against gay marriage in order to help his political career…A stance that represents INEQUALITY in marriage. A stance that represents a void of leadershiip. I only fear that this stance affected the rights of millions in California and my own belief that change is possible. I guess we will really never know if this stance made a difference in California, but it made a difference with me…

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BORN AGAIN t!!!

This afternoon I am BORN AGAIN!!! I am renouncing my atheism, and I now believe in a God.

Why?, you ask. This afternoon I received a package from the United States Postal Service. The package stated:

“We Care

Dear Postal Customer:

We sincerely regret the damage to your mail during handling by the Postal Service…”

Inside the package was the shreded remnants of just the envelope sent to me…no letter. What does this have to do with God? Well, although there is only literally a quarter of an envelope left and no letter, I know for a fact that I did not want to receive whatever was in the letter. Some might chalk this up to chance that the USPS handles a great volume of mail and some will get shredded. I now point to the almighty. This has never happened to me before, and this might actually be the only piece of mail in my life that I did not want to actually receive. Seriously…

God intervened, and I am a thankful and a changed MR. t…

ADDENDUM: Ironically, the small part of the envelope left only had most of my address, the return address, and the message “Peace on Earth.”

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A Very Special Hallmark Moment…

I am trying to mark a very special Hallmark moment, but it is oh so difficult. I spent over one hour in the card section tonight trying to find the perfect card for the moment, but I am afraid that there is just not a commercial market for the moment.

What is the special moment? Obviously, it is an atheist trying to find the perfect holiday card for a christian friend that has been on death row since the mid-1980s…

I don’t think it exists…

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Peace on Earth…

I am putting the world on notice…

If you have supported either war, do not send me a “Peace on Earth” card… Just admit it. You are not a peace on earth type of person.

“Peace on Earth” is not and should not be just a slogan we throw around once a year. It is entirely too important for that.

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Pledge of Allegiance

I do not stand for the national anthem. I do not pledge allegiance to the flag. These stances do not make me very popular. This has led to people demanding that I get kicked out of the stands at sporting events. It has also led to some very uncomfortable stares at my recent graduation.

Why do I refuse to do these things? It is NOT because I hate my country. I hate that I have to state this first. I do state that first because it is what people’s first thought is. I do this because I truly believe in democracy. I do this because a true democracy only exists when there is a true debate of ideas. I do this because I believe that unimpeded patriotism stifles a true debate of ideas. I believed this before the 9/11 attacks, and I believe that the subsequent aftermath proved my beliefs.

Also, as a child, I remember seeing footage of school children in the USSR pledging allegiances to their country. This footage was always shown in the context of look at this scary country brainwashing their children. I always wondered what was the difference in what my class was doing everyday?

So why do I bring this up today? Before my admission ceremony to a bar association this morning, I wondered if there would be a national anthem played or a reciting of the pledge of allegiance. I predicted that there would not be. I was wrong. There was the reciting of the pledge of allegiance to begin the ceremony. Admittedly, I stood for the pledge of allegiance although I did not recite anything. This is more than I ever do, but I figured this was the wrong setting for this battle.

Immediately after the pledge of allegiance, the moderator for the ceremony explained why the event was held where it was. In her explanation, she stated that the location was selected because of its long history as a place for the debate of ideas. In fact, the site is called by many as the birthplace of democracy.

Needless to say, I was pretty frustrated that I just had to stand as people pledged their 100% allegiance to something, and then we were told the importance of debate of ideas. I guess we can have a debate as long as we agree.

I know that my view is a heavy minority view, but before I stop writing about it, I want to dispel a few things that many view as fact. First, the pledge of allegiance has not been around forever. It was written in 1892 by Francis Bellamy. Second, the words “under God” were not in the original pledge. They were not added until the 1950s after a push by the Knights of Columbus. Finally, my favorite fact for the right is that the writer of the pledge was in fact a Christian Socialist. That is right…he was a SOCIALIST.

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A True Black Friday

On Black Friday, I attended a Dance Your Debt Away event in New York City hosted by the Rev. Billy and the Church of Stop Shopping. This group is an activist performance group, which was featured in the documentary “What Would Jesus Buy?”, concerned with the effects of unrestricted consumerism, materialism, and capitalism that results in many Americans being loaded down in debt for unneeded and unnecessary material goods.

At this event, Rev. Billy announced that a temporary Wal-Mart worker had been trampled to death earlier that morning when trying to open the doors to the store. Many of us at the event thought at first that he was exagerating to make a point. Unfortunately, he was not. Unfortunately, many news reports had witnesses stating that when the store tried to ask consumers to stop shopping and leave the store temporarily while the worker was being treated, many consumers refused and shouted that they had been in line too long to stop now…

Maybe these shoppers should have asked what would Jesus buy after he had trampled someone to death? I did not know Jesus, but I hope the answer is nothing…

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Turkeygate

Announcing the first component of the t/Kucinich 2012 ticket platform, I pledge to pardon all turkeys every year of my presidency…

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Proposition 8 - Vol. 2

The California Supreme Court voted 6 to 1 to review legal challenges to Proposition 8. The court may hold a hearing on the lawsuits as early as March.

If the court holds that Proposition 8 was invalid, I predict a huge outcry citing liberal activist judges and how dare judges go against the democratic process.

I also predict there will be zero coverage on the true role of judges in our legal system. This silence will result in this fiction continuing to grow and continuing to be used in the talking points of every Republican candidate for generations to come.

I will let Prof. Erwin Chemerinsky explain it as he will do a better job than I. Prof Chemerinsky is a professor of Constitutional Law at Duke University. He wrote a text book on Constitutional Law that is used by most law students today. I also had the pleasure of meeting him in person at my law school when he represented my law school and some other law schools in FAIR v. Rumsfeld.

Prof. Chemerinsky and Prof. Catherine Fisk wrote an editorial on the role of judges for the USA today back in 2005. You can find it here, or just read below:

“Judges do make law — it’s their job

Misleading and silly slogans about what judges do are dominating the debate about Supreme Court nominee John Roberts.

President Bush and Republican politicians constantly repeat, as a mantra, that Roberts is a desirable choice because he won’t “legislate from the bench” and will merely “apply the law, not make it.”

But every lawyer knows that judges make law — it’s their job. In fact, law students learn in the first semester that almost all tort law (governing accidental injuries), contract law and property law are made by judges. Legislatures did not create these rules; judges did, and they continue to do so when they revise the rules over time.

Indeed, one of the most fundamental doctrines of American law — the authority of courts to declare laws unconstitutional — is entirely made by judges. Nowhere does the text of the Constitution mention the power of judicial review, and it may fairly be debated whether the framers of the Constitution intended to create such a power.

Supreme Court justices must interpret the broadly worded provisions of the Constitution and decide the meaning of vague terms that protect “liberty” or prevent government from the “establishment of religion” or from imposing “cruel and unusual punishment.”

A few examples

For example, more than 60 years ago, the court considered an Oklahoma law that required the sterilization of anyone convicted twice of a felony involving moral turpitude (in that case, the crime was robbery). The court held that the law did not provide equal protection and added that forced sterilization was unconstitutional because the right to procreate is a fundamental aspect of the liberty protected by the Constitution. The justices were “making” the law.

Likewise, in the landmark decision of Brown v. Board of Education, the justices “made” the law in deciding that the equal protection clause prohibited racial segregation in schools and in overruling the infamous decision of Plessy v. Ferguson, which had held the opposite.

Not all judicial lawmaking involves the interpretation of vague constitutional or statutory provisions. Judges sometimes decide that clear legal language means something different than what a layperson might think. The conservative majority of the court has decided that the 11th Amendment, which says that a state may not be sued by citizens of other states, instead creates a wide-ranging doctrine of “sovereign immunity” that nobody can sue the federal or state government, even his own state, in state or federal court. That was judicial lawmaking par excellence, a wholly invented broad principle nowhere mentioned in the Constitution, along with an elaborate set of limitations and exceptions.

‘Roe’ decision

Conservatives point to Roe v. Wade as an example of the court legislating from the bench because the Constitution does not mention privacy. They also decry the set of limitations on the constitutional right to abortion that the court has developed over a series of cases since Roe. But the court’s sovereign immunity decisions are open to the same criticism. The Constitution says no more about sovereign immunity than it does about privacy.

Conservatives are no more willing than liberals to defer to government choices they dislike. Two years ago, conservatives were angry the top court did not declare unconstitutional the University of Michigan Law School’s affirmative action program. That same year, conservatives were outraged the court overturned the Texas law prohibiting private consensual homosexual activity. Let’s face it: Conservatives and liberals believe judges should make law that invalidates undesirable action by elected branches of government. They just disagree about when judges should exercise that power.

Lawyers know that the oft-repeated phrases about judges making law are just slogans. But the quality of public debate is lowered when people insist upon something they know to be false.

We can disagree over court decisions. We should debate the kind of law that John Roberts would make as a member of the country’s most powerful court. But we should do so in a way that accurately reflects what everyone knows about the legal system: Judges do make law and always have.”

So, we see that judges can and do make law. The history of this is actually older than the country itself as this is a direct result of our English roots as this case law often was first ruled on in the middle ages in England.

But what about the case of Proposition 8? It is hard to tell where the court will come out. Despite what the average citizen thinks, courts exercise a lot of restraint when making controversial decisions. This would definitely qualify. A better insight in what the court will be weighing can probably be found in the opening sentence of the Southern Poverty Law Center’s amicus brief on the issue that said “one’s right to life, liberty, and property, to free speech, a free pass, freedom of worship and assembly and other fundamental rights may not be submitted to vote; they depend on the outcome of no elections”, whcih came from the case Board of Education v. Barnette.

Whatever the court decides in March, watch how the media and the right will constantly cite liberal activist judges and how dare judges go against the democratic process. Then think about how the right knows that this is false as most politicians went to law school. Also, remember how the U.S. Supreme Court is currently made up of 7 out of the 9 justices are Republican appointees. This domination of the U.S. Supreme Court by the right is not new. Remember, presidents appoint judges to the Supreme Court and to the lower federal courts. Remember, presidents have been predominately Republican for a long long time. This means that the entire federal court system is dominated by judges appointed by Republicans. Whatever rulings that the Republicans cannot get, it is either the fault of the Republicans for byad appointees or these rulings would have been truly unconstitutional. Remember it is the Republicans that push these wedge issues in order to get your vote. Remember, they have knowingly lied to you.

Now, knowingly do not give them your vote. Now you know how our country works. Do not listen to their talking points. Read and decide, and truly consider when casting votes in the future if someone played an emotional card with you while lying to you in order to get your vote.

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Vol. 20 - Santa Cruz Island, Channel Islands National Park, CA

Until today, I’ve mostly just been winging it on this trip… I hadn’t made plans to occupy my time (or I had and the plan fell through as at Paso Robles) or spent much time beforehand locating points of interest. On the other hand, the national park here, or rather off the coast of here, is the only reason I’m here in Ventura to begin with besides the opportunity to ride as many different named lines as possible, and this leg allowed me the opportunity to travel on the Coast Starlight.

I took a taxi this morning from my hotel to the Ventura harbor offices of Island Packers, with whom I’d arranged passage to Santa Cruz Island. Santa Cruz is only one — albeit the largest — of five islands that make up the whole park, but more than one in a day would be impossible, and this was the charter that made most sense for my schedule.

Arriving an hour before our scheduled departure, I figured only I and a few other travel lunatics would be present, but in fact there were some dozens of Boy Scouts in uniform — two troops — milling about the dockside, kicking, pushing, teasing and all the other sorts of things boys of that age do when given a moment or two of idleness. I can’t deny I felt pang of nostalgia for my bygone days of Scouting and all the places we spent a night or two (or so) in tents, and sometimes not in tents at all. As far as that goes, days like this — weather free, if you catch my meaning and of moderate temperature — are not very prominent in my memory. Mostly I recall digging out or tamping down a place for a tent in the snow, building fires as large and wastefully as we could get away with, and having snowball fights we’d later regret as the night threatened to freeze our wet clothes solid.

I would have loved to have spent some time on the island camping myself, but for reasons of time and the expense of outfitting myself with much of the equipment I’d need (a larger pack, a new tent, camp stove…), not to mention the need to carry around all that gear for my entire 30 days for only a couple days worth of camping, I just couldn’t justify it.

The boat, a large craft with two decks and two hulls (or one hull with two immersed segments separated by 10 feet or so… I haven’t the ship-lore to identify the design more accurately) made it’s way through a maze of private and commercial craft in the harbor, cleared the piled breakwater, and then really started cruising, fast enough that I heeded the warning about lost hats, and stuffed mine into my pack. Fast enough too that quite a few passengers could be seen adding additional layers in the chilly, humid morning air.

We began passing a series of oil platforms that are every bit the eyesore you expect them to be, but perhaps a necessary evil, and as the ships captain pointed out (over the loudspeakers, he added a good deal of fun commentary), the pipelines and submerged support structure end up making a pretty good artificial reef for the local sea life, so they’re not all bad. It was while passing these that we began seeing the ocean change character. On the surface, one could swear it was raining, but for the cloudless sky and the fact that no rain was falling on the boat. This turned out to be small fish, millions of them, breaking the surface just long enough to create a ripple, but not be seen (or not by me anyhow). Apparently the meeting of cold currents from the north and warm currents from the south in this place causes an upwelling of nutrients from the sea floor, causing particular richness in the sea life.

The evidence of this was presented gloriously a few minutes later when we happened across one of the most fabulous sights I’ve ever witnessed. Dolphins — thousands of them — filled the ocean around us, cresting, leaping, twirling underwater and surfing both the bow and stern wakes of the ship. Seeing a show at an aquarium or park is something everyone should experience, certainly, but it’s just nothing in comparison to a whole ocean full of wild dolphins at work and play.

We took a serpentine route amongst the pod, looping around in order to maximize our ability to experience the sight, and from the way the animals would swim close and play in the wakes, I guess it was to their benefit too.

After that, I felt like I’d already more than gotten my money’s worth without having even set foot on the island, but I passed a lovely day there nonetheless, hiking overland through dry grasses and occasional little groves of cedar, enjoyed lunch on a promontory three or four hundred feet above a pretty little little cove, the sheer walls of which proclaimed their geology in a riot of whites and reds and echoed back the sound of the crashing waves far below.

In the afternoon, back at the anchorage and well enough exhausted from 7 miles of hiking, I laid down on a little patch of sandy grass, rolled up a spare sweatshirt for a pillow, and dozed to the sound of the incoming tide, rushing through the rocks that dominated the “beach” there.

We set off on return to the mainland around four with a much reduced manifest, having left behind the 70 or so campers, around four, which is very nearly evening these days. In a stroke of nearly unprecedented luck (we’re told by the crew), we find the dolphins almost exactly where we left them this morning, but beginning to make their way west, leaping across the setting sun, occasionally flopping onto their backs, every bit as energetic as they’d been in the morning.

It’s become quite cool in the night, and for the first time on this trip I need to put on my jacket and gloves as we cruise back to the distant lights over a sea of cotton candy pinks and purples.

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Vol 19 - Ventura, CA

I wandered a bit more after writing this afternoon’s rambling missive and wound up (by design, certainly, though on a sort of random path) at Corrales restaurant. Last night, on a search for cheap eats in the vicinity of my hotel, and not wanting to venture too far in the unfamiliar territory at night, I walked past it and was struck by a craving for Mexican food, but alas they were (just) closed. I managed to acquire a very serviceable hamburger at a nearby diner, but that did nothing to allay my desire for Mexican.

Corrales operates an outdoor window which was, even at 2:30 in the afternoon, quite well attended. My perusal of the menu led me to believe that burritos were their specialty, so I ordered a pork burrito in a “colorado” sauce and a Dr. Pepper (which Californians seem to approve of as much as I do, thankfully). I waited about 20 minutes, but was well rewarded with some of the best authentic style mexican food I’ve had. This isn’t Chipotle, and in all honesty doesn’t even really compete with it… they engender completely different cravings and fill distinct gastronomical niches to me. At any rate, recommended without reservation.

In the evening I strolled back out to the beach and wrote in my journal. The evening tide looked to be a good deal stronger than the morning, and the crests two or three times higher, no doubt to the delight of the evening surf crew, one of whom would occasionally be caught in silhouette against the peaks of the Channel Islands off in the distance. All told, a very satisfying, if largely uneventful day… there’s something about sitting on the the beach, listening to the waves in the last hours of daylight that is quite eminently pleasant… something I could easily make a habit of were I to reside in such a place.

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Vol. 18 - Ventura, CA

It’s to be expected, I suppose, but it sure doesn’t feel like November 21st here in Southern California. The sun is bright in a partially hazy sky… it seems like there are always some light, white clouds over the nearby ocean. It’s 73 degrees and when I walked on the beach this morning the surfers were doing their best to ride waves that appeared to me only barely sufficient to keep them standing. It occurs to me that if I’d been on my game, I might have been able to take a surfing lesson today, on this tractable ocean.

After sitting on the beach and enjoying the sound and the breeze for a while, I walked through the town, stopping here and there in shops that seemed interesting, but couldn’t really focus on buying anything. There’s nothing I want for myself regardless, but with Christmas approaching, I’ve been at least partially concentrating on finding gifts that might appeal to friends and family.

What’s becoming more and more clear, I’m afraid, is that I don’t have a damn clue what my friends and family might want or like. Gift giving has always been kind of a challenge for me, but it’s only gotten more so recently. Why should that be?

I mean, in part, it’s just lack of proximity… less time to absorb what’s been catching their attention, less conversations that might imply a desire.

The other problem is that, honestly, most of the people I know don’t have to really restrain themselves, so when there’s something they want, they buy it. The number of things in that elusive category of “would like, but wouldn’t buy for themselves” is dwindling rapidly. Books are nice, but you can’t give only books — and even then, finding books that are really well suited to someone isn’t a trivial enterprise to begin with.

The last really good gift I gave (at least by my measure), I mostly made by hand, and it took me 100 or so hours. I genuinely don’t begrudge the expense of gift giving, at least when I feel like the gift is good. I just don’t like to think that I’ve bought something that will only add to the growing pile of stuff that we all keep building, and which isn’t really all that useful or interesting to the recipient.

I really can’t think of a single thing I want right now, or really even anything that I need, now that I’ve upgraded my computer (and that essentially for practical reasons). I sold, gave, or threw away a ton of stuff when I left atlanta, and honestly there’s more stuff that I kept but could do without. I moved about 3500 pounds worth of stuff from Atlanta to DC. Almost two tons of things. I don’t have kids, or family living with me, and that doesn’t include a washer, dryer, bed or dresser. There’s a part of me that finds that just totally insane.

I guess I’ll just have to keep my eyes and mind open and when something seems right for someone, go ahead and pick it up, and hopefully at the end of it, I’ll have something for everyone I care about.

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Vol. 17 - Paso Robles, CA


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A few random gripes with Apple

One.

The ambient light sensor on the MacBook is fucking awesome, and I love it, and I especially love the backlit keyboard. But I know those little sensors aren’t expensive, which begs the question of why they didn’t put two or fucking three of them in here to more accurately determine when it’s dark, versus when my fingers are blocking the sensor.

Perhaps I type incorrectly, and my fingers aren’t supposed to arch that much. Perhaps there’s a place I can put my computer in these situations that alleviates the problem. Perhaps I just shouldn’t be lazy and should just turn off the auto adjustment in the Display preferences when I’m in these sorts of situations.

But that’s bullshit. I shouldn’t have to do anything… a second sensor would alleviate these issues by recognizing the difference between actual low light conditions and intermittent blockage of the sensor.

Two.

Why the fuck can’t I make playlists out of Podcasts? What makes them so fundamentally distinct from music tracks that creating a customized list of them that I’d like to play is unsupported? For that matter, why can’t I even re-sort my podcasts by title, or reverse the date order? Again, they don’t seem that different from music tracks to me.

The issue stems from a Japanese education podcast to which I subscribe that produces, simultaneously, podcasts for Beginner, Intermediate, and Expert, supplemental podcasts on special topics, video podcasts that are either isolated or are video reviews of the audio podcast of the same title, etc. etc. But the only way iTunes, or my iPhone, can sort or manage these is in strict chronological order. That sucks. I want to watch only beginner ones now, and will want to do the intermediate ones next. I should be able to filter them, at minimum by creating an appropriate playlist for them.

And since I’m on the topic, why can’t I make smart playlists on my iPod, or at least my iPhone, which has a full goddamn keyboard. This sort of shit should be trivial.

Three.

Where’s my copy/paste functionality on my iPhone. For fucks sake.

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